A Chrome extension which lets you read:
- five comments on a post at The Verge;
- one comment on a post at Engadget;
- 1/4 of a comment on any article on The Huffington Post;
- view anything at all on the most incompetently built Web site ever, Dumbshit Central;
…and then sets your computer on fire, just after displaying a pop-up message which reads:
KILL YOURSELF. QUICKLY.